Ice Age Pizza
A commercial from the Stone Age Restaurant Group for good eats. Yes!
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Cast In Order Of Appearance:
Smilodon
Scimitar
SMILODON
Welcome, welcome, welcome, to Pleistocene Ice Age Pizza – Where Cro-Magnons can have it their way!
SCIMITAR
Yes, we have all your Fossil Favorites here at Pleistocene Pizza.
SMILODON
Try our Paleolithic Pizza Supreme with Precambrian portobellos, bison bits and our own celebrated tomato grub sauce.
SCIMITAR
Wash it all down using these nifty Triassic Tumblers for the adults and Jurassic Jelly Jars for the toddlers – all filled with our salivatin’ Stone Age Soda made from real ginkgo leaves.
SMILODON
And those Mammoth Munchies are on your rock at all times.
BOTH
They’re car-bon-niferous!
SMILODON
Not in the mood for pizza? Well, have a Mastodon Steak with a fried Pterodactyl Wing on the side.
SCIMITAR
Or how about a little Saber-toothed Sushi?
SMILODON
If it’s your birthday, we’ll send a Cenozoic Cheesecake Special right to your rock at no extra charge. You heard me, No Extra Charge!
SCIMITAR
Can’t come to us?
BOTH
We’ll come to you!
SMILODON
No matter how small your order, we’ll send a Neanderthal to your door before you can spell EPOCH.
SCIMITAR
And remember, we use no primates in our cooking.
SMILODON
That’s Pleistocene Ice Age Pizza –
BOTH
Where Cro-Magnons can have have it their way!
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