Cave Hollywood
A reporter from the CCC — which provides Continuous Caveman Coverage — interviews an actor and a director.
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Cast In Order Of Appearance:
Interviewer
Stone
Agtite
INTERVIEWER
This morning we are speaking with Overblown Stone and Stella Agtite. Now, Mister Stone, you began your career with Night of the Living Mammoths, is that correct?
STONE
Yes, it is. The horror, the horror of all those stampeding mammoths was something I knew teens would enjoy.
AGTITE
Especially when the tribe elders got squashed.
INTERVIEWER
And your next film was –
STONE
I Know What You Did In The Last Mesozoic.
AGTITE
Which was basically everybody running around trying to save their lives since the earth was busy rearranging itself with earthquakes, etc.
INTERVIEWER
And this then led you to –
STONE
Children of the Caves. A mess, that one. A real mess. The children were obeying their parents, learning the proper ways of the hunt –
AGTITE
And this just didn’t ring true.
INTERVIEWER
So you decided to do a film especially for children.
STONE
Yes. The Secret Tar Pit. It went over very well. Changed my life, really.
AGTITE
But then, he started to get bored and wanted to do a serious film for adults.
STONE
Absolutely. I read as many cave walls as I could and I finally decided on the most dramatic one in existence.
INTERVIEWER
And which one was that?
AGTITE
To Kill A Pterodactyl.
STONE
You know, with characters like Sloth and Boot, you just can’t go wrong.
INTERVIEWER
Yet you seem to be in a high comic phase now.
AGTITE
Thanks to me. I star in all three of his new hit comedies right now: There’s Something About Neanderthals, Austin Particles – International Caveman of Mystery and last, but not least, The Bogboy with Adam Sandworm.
INTERVIEWER
And they’re all hilarious. Thank you for your time. I’m certain our audience has enjoyed this. This is Arounda Corner for the CCC – Continuous Caveman Coverage
AGTITE
Thank you.
INTERVIEWER
No, thank you, really.
STONE
Well, we’d like to thank you also.
INTERVIEWER
Well, you’re welcome.
AGTITE
Likewise, I’m sure.
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