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Men In Milk is a continuing radio/theater series that started in 1997. The basic premise is this – Moomen from the planet Moo keep getting into mischief here on Earth and the Men In Milk have to find ways to stop them. (All dairy and breed references are factual.)
Available in paperback: Men In Milk - Dairy Defenders (4 Scripts) and Color My Cow (a coloring book of 30 bovines).
Read and Listen to the Scripts
• Men In Milk - Chapter One - Dairy Defenders
online radio script with audio
– Milk is disappearing from all over the world and the Men In Milk have to figure out why and stop it! (We spliced together a live stage performance with another live radio performance. Hence the differing reverb.)
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• Men In Milk - Chapter Two - Night of The Living Cheese
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– Books and music are becoming cheesy. (And a famous television series is echoed in this chapter.)
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• Men In Milk - Chapter Three - The Dairy Queen
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– Well, someone has to run Planet Moo and send the Moomen on relevant Milk Missions.
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Men In Milk - Chapter Four - A Series of Unfortunate Cows
– In this latest chapter, we spoof both the Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket series as well as mention quite a few different dairy breeds and cheeses.
• A Series of Unfortunate Cows: New England cast
online radio script with audio
This version was recorded in New Castle, New Hampshire with each actor recorded separately. The students involved were from Phillips Exeter Academy (NH), St. Thomas Academy (NH), Berwick Academy (ME), Rye Junior High (NH) and Portsmouth High School (NH).
• A Series of Unfortunate Cows: California cast
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– This is a recording of a live radio performance on Stanford University's station KZSU by students from Santa Rita Elementary and Egan Junior High in Los Altos, California. Our video intern was from Los Altos High School.
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