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DRAMA: Scripts for All Ages

For those who need a list of all our radio and stage scripts – here ya go.

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Caterpillar Cop: The Io Moth Dilemma
When Io Moth Caterpillars get defensive they secrete an irritating substance - which means Caterpillar Cop needs to solve this case right away!
online radio script with audio
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Caterpillar Cop: A Zebra Is Missing
A Zebra Swallowtail Caterpillar is being lured away by some very suspicious characters. What can Caterpillar Cop do about this?
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Gone With The Wind in 7 Minutes
The entire movie condensed to seven minutes with all those famous lines – great balls of fire!
online radio/stage script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: Cinderella - Quasi-Irish
online radio script
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Grimmly Speaking: Cinderella
online radio script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: The Golden Goose
online radio script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: Hänsel and Gretel
online radio script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: How Six Men Got On In The World
online radio/stage script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: Little Red-Cap (aka Little Red Riding Hood)
online stage script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance of Little Red-Capclick here

Grimmly Speaking: The Louse and The Flea
online stage script
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• to buy the complete script all ready to use along with the Rumpelstiltskin script. (Because this one is too short to sell by itself. That would just be greedy.) – click here
• to watch the stage performance of The Louse and The Fleaclick here

Grimmly Speaking: The Louse and The Flea - Rehearsal
online stage script with audio

Grimmly Speaking: The Mouse, The Robin and The Sausage
online radio script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: Rapunzel
online stage script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance of Rapunzelclick here

Grimmly Speaking: Rumpelstiltskin
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• to watch the stage performance of Rumpelstiltskinclick here
• to buy the complete script printed, bound and all ready to use along with The Louse and The Flea script. (Because this one is too short to sell by itself. That would just be greedy.) – click here

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Grimmly Speaking: Simple Hans
online radio/stage script with audio
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Grimmly Speaking: Snow White (Little Snow White)
• online stage script with audio
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• to buy the complete script printed, bound and all ready to use. (And really complete. The audio one is simplified.) – click here
• to watch the stage performance of Snow Whiteclick here

Grimmly Speaking: The Three Little Birds
online radio/stage script with audo
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Investigative Retorts: Consonantless Choir
Can you sing without using consonants and be understood?
online radio script with audio
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Investigative Retorts: Forks
They haven't always been around, ya know.
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Investigative Retorts: Poke Emon
A game stops being fun.
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The Literal Family Again – video script used in The Literal School
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The Literal Family At Home – video script used in The Literal School
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Looking For Godzilla's Sandals: live performance
online radio/stage script with audio
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Looking For Godzilla's Sandals: studio recording
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Men In Milk - Chapter One - Dairy Defenders
Milk is disappearing from all over the world! The Men In Milk have to figure out why and stop it.
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Men In Milk - Chapter Two - Night of The Living Cheese
Books and music are becoming cheesy. Can the Men In Milk help?
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Men In Milk - Chapter Three - The Dairy Queen
Well, someone has to run the planet Moo and send the Moomen on relevant Milk Missions.
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Men In Milk - Chapter Four - A Series of Unfortunate Cows
In this latest chapter, we spoof both the Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket series as well as mention quite a few different dairy breeds and cheeses.
New England cast
online radio script with audio
California cast
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Moby Dick - The Chase
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Moby Dick - The Chase - First Day
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Moby Dick - The Chase - Second Day
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Moby Dick - The Chase - Third Day
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Artist
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Cave Artistclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Choir
stage performance video
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Circus Trainer
online radio/theater script with audio
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Drill Squad
stage performance video

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Fashion Designer
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Cave Fashion Designerclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Hollywood
• online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Cave Hollywoodclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Nutritionist
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Cave Nutritionistclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Ornithologist
online radio/theater script with audio
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Cave Triathlon
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Cave Triathlonclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Dinosaur Minuet
stage performance video

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Dinosaur Surgery
stage performance video

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Gifts Of The Paleozoic
online radio/theater script with audio
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Ice Age Pizza
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Ice Age Pizzaclick here

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: Measuring Dinosaurs
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of Measuring Dinosaursclick here

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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: The Extinction of Dinosaurs
stage performance video

Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: The Invention Of Chowder
online radio/theater script with audio
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Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl: The Invention Of S'Mores
online radio/theater script with audio
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• to watch the stage performance video of The Invention Of S'Moresclick here

Radio Afters: Gladiator Redux
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Radio Afters: Leo Gets A Letter
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Radio Afters: The Literal Family – Chapter 1
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Radio Afters: The Literal Family – Chapter 2
online radio script with audio
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Radio Afters: The Literal Family – Chapter 3
online radio script with audio
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Radio Afters: Vito’s Attitude Adjustment Seminars for Teenagers
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sei favole: Biancaneve / Snow White
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole: Cappuccetto Rosso / Little Red Riding Hood
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole: Cenerentola / Cinderella
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole: Hansel e Gretel / Hansel and Gretel
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole: i tre porcellini / The Three Piglets
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole: tre fagioli magici / Three Magic Beans
online stage script in Italian / English
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sei favole/Six Fables
online stage script in Italian / English
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Time For Cows: The Ankole
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Asturian Valley
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Charolais
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Chianina
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Florida Cracker
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Indo-Brazilian
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Time For Cows: The Milking Devon
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Time For Cows: The Murray Grey
online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Nguni
• online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Santa Gertrudis
• online radio script with audio
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Time For Cows: The Simmental
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Time For Cows: The Telemark
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Time For Cows: The White Park
online radio script with audio
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