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The Invention Of S'Mores

When you have so many things that taste good – you'll still want s'more.

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Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Narrator
Chocolasaurus
Marshmallowapollus
T-Rex

SFX: music

NARRATOR

The Invention Of S'Mores

Once upon a time,
there was a baby Choco-la-saurus,
and a baby Marshmallow-a-pollus.
Together, they were playing in the meadow.

CHOCOLASAURUS and MARSHMALLOWAPOLLUS

Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah!

NARRATOR

Little did they know,
two big,
mean,
HUNGRY
Graham Cracker-a-ceratops were sneaking up on them.
And, they were trapped together!

SFX: music holds on an ominous chord

CHOCOLASAURUS and MARSHMALLOWAPOLLUS

Oh no! What s’more could happen to us?!

SFX: music resumes

NARRATOR

Along came a T-Rex and ate them all – in one bite.

SFX: music holds on an ominous chord again

T-REX

(burps loudly)

SFX: music stops abruptly (and you'll never get the kids to NOT laugh after a burp, so just let it happen)

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