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Ice Age Pizza

A commercial from the Stone Age Restaurant Group for good eats. Yes!

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Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Smilodon
Scimitar

SMILODON

Welcome welcome welcome to Pleistocene Ice Age Pizza – Where Cro-magnons can have it their way!

SCIMITAR

Yes, we have all your Fossil Favorites here at Pleistocene Pizza.

SMILODON

Try our Paleolithic Pizza Supreme with precambrian portobellos, bison bits and our own celebrated tomato grub sauce.

SCIMITAR

Wash it all down using these nifty Triassic Tumblers for the adults and Jurassic Jelly Jars for the toddlers – all filled with our salivatin’ Stone Age Soda made from real ginkgo leaves.

SMILODON

And those Mammoth Munchies are on your rock at all times.

BOTH

They’re car-bon-niferous!

SMILODON

Not in the mood for pizza? Well, have a Mastodon Steak with a fried Pterodactyl Wing on the side.

SCIMITAR

Or how about a little Saber-tooth Sushi?

SMILODON

If it’s your birthday, we’ll send a Cenozoic Cheesecake Special right to your rock at no extra charge. You heard me, No Extra Charge!

SCIMITAR

Can’t come to us?

BOTH

We’ll come to you!

SMILODON

No matter how small your order, we’ll send a Neanderthal to your door before you can spell EPOCH.

SCIMITAR

And remember, we use no primates in our cooking.

SMILODON

That’s Pleistocene Ice Age Pizza –

BOTH

Where Cro-magnons can have have it their way!

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