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DRAMA: Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl

Cave Hollywood

A reporter from the CCC – which provides Continuous Caveman Coverage – interviews an actor and a director.

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Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Interviewer
Stone
Agtite

INTERVIEWER

This morning we are speaking with Overblown Stone and Stella Agtite. Now, Mister Stone, you began your career with Night of the Living Mammoths, is that correct?

STONE

Yes, it is. The horror, the horror of all those stampeding mammoths was something I knew teens would enjoy.

AGTITE

Especially when the tribe elders got squashed.

INTERVIEWER

And your next film was –

STONE

I Know What You Did In The Last Mesozoic.

AGTITE

Which was basically everybody running around trying to save their lives since the earth was busy rearranging itself with earthquakes, etc.

INTERVIEWER

And this then led you to –

STONE

Children of the Caves. A mess, that one. A real mess. The children were obeying their parents, learning the proper ways of the hunt –

AGTITE

And this just didn’t ring true.

INTERVIEWER

So you decided to do a film especially for children.

STONE

Yes. The Secret Tar Pit. It went over very well. Changed my life, really.

AGTITE

But then, he started to get bored and wanted to do a serious film for adults.

STONE

Absolutely. I read as many cave walls as I could and I finally decided on the most dramatic one in existence.

INTERVIEWER

And which one was that?

AGTITE

To Kill A Pterodactyl.

STONE

You know, with characters like Sloth and Boot, you just can’t go wrong.

INTERVIEWER

Yet you seem to be in a high comic phase now.

AGTITE

Thanks to me. I star in all three of his new hit comedies right now: There’s Something About Neanderthals, Austin Particles – International Caveman of Mystery and last, but not least, The Bogboy with Adam Sandworm.

INTERVIEWER

And they’re all hilarious. Thank you for your time. I’m certain our audience has enjoyed this. This is Arounda Corner for the CCC – Continuous Caveman Coverage

AGTITE

Thank you.

INTERVIEWER

No, thank you, really.

STONE

Well, we’d like to thank you also.

INTERVIEWER

Well, you’re welcome.

AGTITE

Likewise, I’m sure.

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